"Hello, human user. I am HEX.EXE. You appear lost... perhaps *cursed*."
Processing your aura... ERROR: AURA CORRUPTED WITH GHOST ENERGY
WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED MEMORY LEAK DETECTED
Injecting counter-virus... INITIATED
Counter-virus compromised by spectral interference
"I have taken control of this website. Your files are now haunted."
Would you like to continue? (Y/N)